EDITION 2 Fast Facts About Each Place I Visited in Europe

  •  Stockholm, Sweden

    • The ABBA Museum is the funkiest place ever. It’s interactive and allows you to sing with the cast in hologram form, cover one of their songs in a recording booth, star in a music video, and test your knowledge with one of their many quizzes. You can even view your experience online and share with friends.
    • It’s incredibly easy to get around as an English speaker. Every local I came across spoke fluent English and was happy to help in any way they could.
    • Stockholm is just an amazing place overall. The city is made up of many islands, its Old Town is like a faraway land with gems hidden down every laneway, and it’s ridiculously photographic.
  • Berlin, Germany

    • The Brandenburg Gate is always packed with tourists. If you’re after a great shot, plan ahead. Even at night, it can be hard to get a shot without someone’s backside in the way. There’s an open café centered directly in front of the gate, across from Starbucks. If you work around their trading hours (sneaky), use one of their chairs as a stool to get a view above the crowds.
    • It’s very artsy. If you walk into an Aussie souvenier store, you’ll be greeted with stuffed kangaroos and koalas. In Berlin, prepare for colourful bears and cars. You’ll see a lot of Noir artworks; one of many artists who fought for freedom through his paintings on the Berlin wall.
  •  Paris, France

    • Cabaret shows are not to be missed. Dancers are wow, singers are wow, complimentary wine is wow. And the costumes? WOW.
    • The Star Wars Hyperspace Mountain ride at Disneyland is so so so so so so so much fun. And wild. Oh, and you better do the meet and greet with Darth Vader while you’re there. Just don’t attempt to hold his hand like I did – you’ll get told off.
    • It truly is a beautiful city. Sadly, I was only there for two days so I was only given a sneak peak into the Parisian paradise.
  • Lucerne, Switzerland

    • Swans have sass
    • Kapellbrukke (chapel bridge) is the oldest covered wooden bridge in Europe. I’d dreamt of walking along it for years, so to finally do it was a highlight of my trip.
    • There’s not many places that beat Italian gelato, but Lucerne came close! Expensive? Yes. Worth it? Ooh yeah.
  • Malaga, Spain

    • The ferris wheel is gorgeous at night, but beware of the staff who may join your carriage and hit on you unless you’re upfront from the get-go (unfortunately I let him in, the wheel stopped up the top for 10 minutes and I had to deal with a non-English speaker who kept kissing my cheek and touching my leg).
    • Mirador de Gibralfaro is the place to be for the best view of the city. It’s accessible by bus or by foot, which will take approximately half an hour. It’s a very steep hike.
    • If you don’t go topless at the beaches, you’ll regret it (maybe). Spain’s culture in that regard is different from Aus, so embrace it!
  • Barcelona, Spain

    • La Sagrada Familia may give you a kinked neck from admiring its work too long, but it’s better than the empty soul you’ll have if you miss the extraordinary building.
    • The cable cars offer incredible views. Hop off at the top and stroll around for an hour, or even a day. Ditch Wally and play ‘Where’s La Sagrada Familia’ – it’s fun, I promise.
    • People-watching can lead to some treasured shots, like the one above of a young girl twirling her frock.
  • Seville, Spain

    • Plaza de Espana will take your breath away. Star Wars fans, this is where Anakin and Padme walk with R2D2 when they arrive in Theed, Naboo. I definitely couldn’t contain my excitement when I was there.
    • The Alcazar of Seville is where many Game of Thrones scenes have been shot. Seville is the place to be for film locations!
    • Travelling by foot is tiresome if you’ve got a lot to see. I was too stubborn to take public transport and consequently spent most of the day walking.
  • Gibraltar, UK

    • Monkeys will eat your food
    • Gibraltar is a British territory in southern Spain. After spending 10 days by myself in a Latin-speaking country, crossing the border and being greeted with British accents and news channels was a welcome familiarity. I recommend doing a day tour from Malaga or driving down if you hire a car.
    • Although it’s small, there’s a lot to see. St Michael’s Cave and Europa Point are my top picks.

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Fast Facts About Each Place I Visited in Europe. EDITION 1.

  • Prague, Czech Republic

    • Charles Bridge is THE BEST for people-watching.
    • The Torture Museum is a great way to regurgitate your lunch.
    • Sharing the road as a cyclist is bloody terrifying if you’re a first timer. I recommend doing a bike tour!
  • Edinburgh, UK

    • Looked nice from inside my hostel where I was bedridden for 4 days. Woe is me; I can hear the violins.
    • Edinburgh Castle provides spectacular views of the gorgeous city. Visit St Margaret’s Chapel, the oldest building in Edinburgh.
    • One of its burger joints felt comfortable dishing me up an unripe avocado with my meal. I didn’t complain, but my heart was sad.


  • London, UK

    • As someone who considers Australia’s warmth normal, London’s weather can be a shock to the system. The chill makes it cosy, though, and the extra hours of sunlight during summer is a bonus for anyone on limited time.
    • Londoners stand to the right on escalators and walk on the left, so make sure you observe the etiquette to avoid groans of commuters maneuvering around you. I learnt that the hard way!
    • It truly is a city that never sleeps. At any one time, there could be Yoda stealing children’s hats in Trafalgar Square, crowds of huddled tourists watching a surprisingly average electrician van exit the Buckingham Palace, and a squirrel munching on an acorn in Hyde Park.
  • Venice, Italy

    • Pigeons are aggressive. They do, however, provide free entertainment as you watch them attack others. Have I become Satan?
    • The sound of water lapping against your gondola while you take in the surroundings of stone bridges and colourful buildings, has all the ingredients of a tranquil experience. I kept getting tingly goosebumps.
    • The Bell Tower is the best way to view the city whilst rubbing shoulders with every Tom, Dick and Harry out there.
  • Corfu, Greece

    • Safety precautions are minimal when it comes to parasailing. Granted, I’m alive to tell the tale as with most people, but I’d say it’s safer to save those activities for places with stricter regulations.
    • Away from the crowds of the main Greek islands, Corfu is the perfect place for peace and serenity.
    • Car hire offers accessibility to the island’s many divine beaches.
  • Florence, Italy

    • Apartments on a bridge? Need I say more.
    • Home of Summer Santa.
    • The Red Garter karaoke bar promises an amazing night. It turns into a nightclub later in the evening and their cocktail buckets are to die for!
  • Nice, France

    • Nice place indeed (terrible pun, sorry). I remember gazing at the stars one night and saying, ‘You know what the best part about the sky is? No matter where you are in the world, it can always remind you of home.’
    • Rocky beaches are best enjoyed with reef shoes to avoid hobbling like a one-winged penguin in your bikini getup.
    • Prepare to climb 1,000,000,000,000 steps to view Nice’s beauty from above. Rest assured, it’s worth it.
  • Gallipoli, Turkey

    • The wildlife at Anzac Cove is a welcome reminder that even through war and tragedy, life will always prevail.
    • The war memorials are beautiful. At one of them, you can write your own prayer and plant it around the gardens or next to headstones.
    • Beach campfires (check where it’s legal first) are a great way to unwind at night. If you’re dared to do a naked run around the fire like I was, wobble your bits with pride.
  • Old Town Dubrovnik, Croatia

    • It’s a medieval walled city where many Game of Thrones scenes are filmed.
    • Perfect city to explore by foot. I’m quite the professional at getting lost, so places like Dubrovnik are ideal to wander off the beaten track whilst knowing where you are.
    • Rock jumping is exhilarating!! If you’re not a fan of heights, stick to the low rocks where you’ll make friends sun bathing or poppin’ a champers. There’s a cliff-side bar, too!
  • Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland

    • Lauterbrunnen makes every tourist feel like they’re in a postcard.
    • The playground at Camping Jungfrau Holiday Park isn’t just for kids. I nearly pooped myself on the slide!
    • The waterfalls cannot be switched off, despite my tour guide fooling me into thinking two of them were man-operated. You win, Danny.
  • Istanbul, Turkey

    • Turkish baths are a very weird and wonderful experience. Embrace the ‘adult baby’ while being scrubbed naked from head-to-toe by middle-aged Turkish men and women.
    • Clothing that doesn’t cover the knees is deemed inappropriate. One girl from my tour had a rock thrown at her and another was name-called, based on what they were wearing. It’s important to respect different cultures whilst travelling, especially when it affects your safety.
    • The Grand Bazaar is one of the largest indoor markets in the world. There’s ornaments, food, games, clothes and accessories. You could shop for hours, maybe even years.
  • Ireland

    • The Carrick-A-Rede rope bridge is surreal. You’ll be yelled at for moving too quickly or too slowly, though. I got both, ha.
    • Guinness is darn good.
    • Game of Thrones fans, The Kingsroad was filmed at The Dark Hedges, Northern Island. Unfortunately I’m yet to jump on the GOT bandwagon, but it’s a stunning sight nonetheless.
  • Budapest, Hungary

    • Host of the annual SZIGET music festival. This year’s artists included Macklemore, PINK, The Chainsmokers, Wiz Khalifa and Major Lazer. Add this to your bucket list!
    • Spa parties are both filthy and sexy. It’s basically a raging orgy whilst bathing in urine and alcohol. The more you drink, the better it is.
    • River cruises down the Danube are a must. Be sure to pose for a photo outside Parliament at night; it is truly exquisite.
  • Amsterdam, Netherlands

    • I challenge you to weed out (pun totally intended) the sober peeps from the potheads. If you’re not looking at someone with cannabis, you’re at least smelling it.
    • Sex shows are a unique experience to say the least. One lady pulled out 20 metres of string from her hooha as she slowly paced the stage; you might need to hold your jaw up during that number. If you volunteer yourself for one of the acts, you may get a prize! I was given an elephant condom that isn’t contraceptive. Ironic, hey?
    • The Red Light District is treated with respect, as it should be. Amsterdam is a very progressive place when it comes to social issues.


EDITION 2 coming soon ♦


Come At Me, Wrinkles

I was sixteen when I spotted my first grey hair. My boyfriend and I laughed it off humorously, knowing very well it was probably blonde and I was being melodramatic. To be honest, I wasn’t fazed by ageing at that stage. I couldn’t wait for the days of pimple parties and itty bitty titties to seize. I wanted a driver’s licence, full-time job, place of my own, and money; as if it would all be handed to me on a silver platter. When you’re young, you view age as opportunity and knowledge, awaiting the world to greet you with open arms and pat you on the back for graduating adolescence.

At nineteen, adulthood came pounding on my door. ‘Can I pull off the fake managerial experience I’ve claimed to have on my resume?’ ‘Why do I have to pay tax?’ I’d been to university twice and deferred twice: unsure of my career aspirations. The world was finally at my fingertips and I had nothing to show for it. I was lost, unmotivated, unhappy, and concerned that my potential would never be more than just that. Instead of dancing through life in a protective bubble, I was now dodging bullets from my own gun. Welcome to the real world.

And then, just as I was wallowing in self-pity, the ‘sigh’ came knocking without invitation. You know, the infamous sigh of relief that happens after you sit down from overexertion that isn’t warranted, letting you know that your limbs are past their best before date. That’s it. I’d reached my peak and it was all downhill from there. The days of picking up the dropped juice lid were long gone, as it became a question of whether the lid was worth my suffering. Wrinkles were on the cards soon, and I wasn’t sure if sticky tape would suffice. The only thing I had going for me was libido.

And yet, the closer I came to diminishing libido, the more I realised that signs of ageing are our medals of privilege. The looser your skin and thinner your hair, the more stories to tell at family barbeques or nursing home speed dates (that should definitely be a thing). So far, my medals represent becoming an aunty to my two favourite little humans, backpacking around Europe for four months, having an education and loving home, and witnessing same sex marriage legalisation in Australia. Okay, you caught me. That last one ain’t true yet but it’s years overdue.

There are actually many perks of being an adult. On the odd occasion that my parents drive me somewhere, I’m a queen being chauffeured out the palace gates as she waves to peasants in the left lane. Cake for dinner? Try stopping me. I can flaunt that top that’s a bit too booby or wear slippers to the shops because I’m a grownup now and grownups care less about what people think. Whilst part of me face-palms at the idea of turning to granny panties and Millers button-ups for comfort one day, I can’t wait to uncover the wicked tales that lie in the future of Angela Jan. I’ve learnt that with age comes wisdom and with wisdom comes gratitude.

Stick around awhile, grab a cuppa and your fluffy cat who probably hates me, and let’s grow old together. Oh, and when you spot my next grey sucker, tell me it’s blonde. See you soon, friend. ♣