Fast Facts About Each Place I Visited in Europe. EDITION 1.

  • Prague, Czech Republic

    • Charles Bridge is THE BEST for people-watching.
    • The Torture Museum is a great way to regurgitate your lunch.
    • Sharing the road as a cyclist is bloody terrifying if you’re a first timer. I recommend doing a bike tour!
  • Edinburgh, UK

    • Looked nice from inside my hostel where I was bedridden for 4 days. Woe is me; I can hear the violins.
    • Edinburgh Castle provides spectacular views of the gorgeous city. Visit St Margaret’s Chapel, the oldest building in Edinburgh.
    • One of its burger joints felt comfortable dishing me up an unripe avocado with my meal. I didn’t complain, but my heart was sad.

 

  • London, UK

    • As someone who considers Australia’s warmth normal, London’s weather can be a shock to the system. The chill makes it cosy, though, and the extra hours of sunlight during summer is a bonus for anyone on limited time.
    • Londoners stand to the right on escalators and walk on the left, so make sure you observe the etiquette to avoid groans of commuters maneuvering around you. I learnt that the hard way!
    • It truly is a city that never sleeps. At any one time, there could be Yoda stealing children’s hats in Trafalgar Square, crowds of huddled tourists watching a surprisingly average electrician van exit the Buckingham Palace, and a squirrel munching on an acorn in Hyde Park.
  • Venice, Italy

    • Pigeons are aggressive. They do, however, provide free entertainment as you watch them attack others. Have I become Satan?
    • The sound of water lapping against your gondola while you take in the surroundings of stone bridges and colourful buildings, has all the ingredients of a tranquil experience. I kept getting tingly goosebumps.
    • The Bell Tower is the best way to view the city whilst rubbing shoulders with every Tom, Dick and Harry out there.
  • Corfu, Greece

    • Safety precautions are minimal when it comes to parasailing. Granted, I’m alive to tell the tale as with most people, but I’d say it’s safer to save those activities for places with stricter regulations.
    • Away from the crowds of the main Greek islands, Corfu is the perfect place for peace and serenity.
    • Car hire offers accessibility to the island’s many divine beaches.
  • Florence, Italy

    • Apartments on a bridge? Need I say more.
    • Home of Summer Santa.
    • The Red Garter karaoke bar promises an amazing night. It turns into a nightclub later in the evening and their cocktail buckets are to die for!
  • Nice, France

    • Nice place indeed (terrible pun, sorry). I remember gazing at the stars one night and saying, ‘You know what the best part about the sky is? No matter where you are in the world, it can always remind you of home.’
    • Rocky beaches are best enjoyed with reef shoes to avoid hobbling like a one-winged penguin in your bikini getup.
    • Prepare to climb 1,000,000,000,000 steps to view Nice’s beauty from above. Rest assured, it’s worth it.
  • Gallipoli, Turkey

    • The wildlife at Anzac Cove is a welcome reminder that even through war and tragedy, life will always prevail.
    • The war memorials are beautiful. At one of them, you can write your own prayer and plant it around the gardens or next to headstones.
    • Beach campfires (check where it’s legal first) are a great way to unwind at night. If you’re dared to do a naked run around the fire like I was, wobble your bits with pride.
  • Old Town Dubrovnik, Croatia

    • It’s a medieval walled city where many Game of Thrones scenes are filmed.
    • Perfect city to explore by foot. I’m quite the professional at getting lost, so places like Dubrovnik are ideal to wander off the beaten track whilst knowing where you are.
    • Rock jumping is exhilarating!! If you’re not a fan of heights, stick to the low rocks where you’ll make friends sun bathing or poppin’ a champers. There’s a cliff-side bar, too!
  • Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland

    • Lauterbrunnen makes every tourist feel like they’re in a postcard.
    • The playground at Camping Jungfrau Holiday Park isn’t just for kids. I nearly pooped myself on the slide!
    • The waterfalls cannot be switched off, despite my tour guide fooling me into thinking two of them were man-operated. You win, Danny.
  • Istanbul, Turkey

    • Turkish baths are a very weird and wonderful experience. Embrace the ‘adult baby’ while being scrubbed naked from head-to-toe by middle-aged Turkish men and women.
    • Clothing that doesn’t cover the knees is deemed inappropriate. One girl from my tour had a rock thrown at her and another was name-called, based on what they were wearing. It’s important to respect different cultures whilst travelling, especially when it affects your safety.
    • The Grand Bazaar is one of the largest indoor markets in the world. There’s ornaments, food, games, clothes and accessories. You could shop for hours, maybe even years.
  • Ireland

    • The Carrick-A-Rede rope bridge is surreal. You’ll be yelled at for moving too quickly or too slowly, though. I got both, ha.
    • Guinness is darn good.
    • Game of Thrones fans, The Kingsroad was filmed at The Dark Hedges, Northern Island. Unfortunately I’m yet to jump on the GOT bandwagon, but it’s a stunning sight nonetheless.
  • Budapest, Hungary

    • Host of the annual SZIGET music festival. This year’s artists included Macklemore, PINK, The Chainsmokers, Wiz Khalifa and Major Lazer. Add this to your bucket list!
    • Spa parties are both filthy and sexy. It’s basically a raging orgy whilst bathing in urine and alcohol. The more you drink, the better it is.
    • River cruises down the Danube are a must. Be sure to pose for a photo outside Parliament at night; it is truly exquisite.
  • Amsterdam, Netherlands

    • I challenge you to weed out (pun totally intended) the sober peeps from the potheads. If you’re not looking at someone with cannabis, you’re at least smelling it.
    • Sex shows are a unique experience to say the least. One lady pulled out 20 metres of string from her hooha as she slowly paced the stage; you might need to hold your jaw up during that number. If you volunteer yourself for one of the acts, you may get a prize! I was given an elephant condom that isn’t contraceptive. Ironic, hey?
    • The Red Light District is treated with respect, as it should be. Amsterdam is a very progressive place when it comes to social issues.

 

EDITION 2 coming soon ♦

 

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